On Twitter

Focus groups have shown, as recently as the late 1980s, that if computer users want something, they’ll force entry into a home or business and take it. Given this, how does one go about finding a stream of revenue in a model like Twitter’s? Simple: Twitter founders Bob Timpei and El Segundo (not their real names) have begun working in earnest with Germans—the pioneers of cipher code and doublespeak.

Twitter is electric/computerized and available at all times, except when sexual misconduct and murder are “over capacity.” During these times, teen drug makers see a picture of a dead whale alerting them to bad energy.

This was posted 2 years ago. Notes.